Saturday, January 26, 2008

Duke Lacrosse, Class Warfare, and Good Brownies

It's the same old story: Boys meet Girl. Boys invite Girl to do the dance of the seven veils. Girl falsely accuses Boys of felonious sexual misconduct. District Attorney hopeful lagging in polls sees opportunity to gather votes by appealing to underlying class conflict in district by aggressively prosecuting case and withholding excupatory evidence until specifically ordered to release it. CNN Banshee stokes fire by aggressively reporting case. Initially withheld DNA evidence exonerates boys and case is dismissed. You know. That story.
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I got to hear one of the participants in the Duke lacrosse saga speak on Friday. Joseph Cheshire
(the fifth, no less), one of the attorneys representing a defendant in that case, spoke at a South
Carolina Bar criminal law seminar yesterday in Charleston. It was a rare treat. The guy is a sound-bite generating machine (sadly, I only got a few of them). Some examples:
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On the pressure for prosecutors to "win":
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Mr. Cheshire pointed out that prosecutors must take special care to look closely at their cases because the "innate, inherent believability of prosecutors" can make people rush to convict, even unjustly. "This culture of winning has to stop. Do the best you can, but don't cheat."
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On CNN legal commentator Nancy Grace:
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She is "one of the five worst people on the Earth" (Cheshire's co-counsel in the case, Wade Smith, added, "and the other four are (former prosecutor Michael) Nifong".
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On the criminal justice system in America:
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"America has about 5% of the world's population, but 25% of the world's prison population". He pointed out that, if only one percent of America's convictions were erroneous, that means that thousands of innocent people are in prison. He also said that a huge percentage of the people in prison are poor and don't look like "us", and that the reversal of the traditional roles in the Duke lacrosse case forced middle and upper-class white folks "to see people who looked like their sons and sons-in-law unjustly accused" of a crime and presumed guilty. He also acknowledged that if the defendants in that case had been poor, and unable to afford the high-priced attorneys they got, that their attorneys probably would not and could not have gotten the huge stacks of DNA testing reports that ultimately resulted in his client's acquittal, and would have taken a deal to get their clients a year or so in prison (not my clients, of course).
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On the power of the press:
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He said the press has a powerful impact on how people perceive facts. He indicated that one poll showed that "85% of people in the minority community would have voted to convict (the Duke lacrosse defendants) even if the evidence tended to show innocence."
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On the blogosphere:
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"Blogs are a fascinating thing. Pay attention to them." He said he learned a lot about his case from blogs posted about it. He learned people's perceptions of the case, and even about theories involving some of the evidence in it. He said some of them were crazy, but some were genuinely helpful.

10 comments:

Chase Squires said...

The Penis mightier ... whoops, that word spacing problem of mine ...

Agreed on Nancy Grace. Imagine if she and Fox's Bill O'Really were married?

Don't forget to vote.

And what a coincidence, we're going to see an indoor lacrosse game tonight. I wonder if there will be strippers?

Mr. Matt said...

People that speak in sound-bites can Shampoo my Crotch!

superdave524 said...

Actually, I can't imagine the screaming at the O'Reilly-Grace house would be any worse than at the Crabb-Mathews house, right A.M.? Fetal positions, anyone?

AndyMan, I what I meant to say was that the dude was quotable. It wasn't merely sound-bite fodder. He went into a great deal of depth for most of the subjects he discussed. And as for the Shampoo, I'm guessing Head and Shoulders?

Mr. Matt said...

Yeah I knew what you meant, but having recently seen As Good as it Gets, I been waiting to use that line, hadda force it, but my patience, like my appetite isn't as long as my nose!

Chase Squires said...

When it comes to shampoo, perhaps this is the brand you meant?

www.micronutra.com/genitrex.html

Mr. Matt said...

Hey Chase, thanks for the tip! Man, I hope you googled that, I really hope that's where you found out about that..... or was there an advertisement for it next to the "urinal" at the rock club in Denver? I bet it went something like, "If you can read this sign, you already need www.micronutra.com/genitrex.html"

Chase Squires said...

Uh, what's this google you speak of? I'm just lookin' in the medicine chest here ... You think I should see a doc?

kate said...

The Duke boys (and girls) that were interviewed by Rolling Stone were still kinda creepy and weird. Innocent, but weird. And nothing at all to be proud of.

That said - we are all just one lie away from a ruined life.

(Yes. That's a soundbite. When and where Andy?)

Mr. Matt said...

Let's see, I have track practice, and then there's the thing, with them, so well, er... Hey, a pig that special, you don't want to eat him all at once!

superdave524 said...

Eating those micro-porcine pals one sound-bite at a time. I lock it. I lock it a laught.