Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Sex Smackdown 2: Jimmy Buffett and Marvin Gaye

Can't decide between a couple of classics. I'll pick one of these. First, Jimmy Buffett "ode to lust", Why Don't We Get Drunk (and Screw).


Let's face it: white people are really just playin' at this sex thing. You want real? How 'bout Marvin Gaye.

Shoot, maybe I'll pick both of those.

Star was recommending some Prince, and frankly, it'd be a travesty leave Prince off of any list of songs involving sex. Or Rick James. Right, Col? Still got a coupla days yet...

27 comments:

Mr. Matt said...

Marvelous Marvin. Nough said.

Don't forget about Lightning Rod Stewart, just saying, don't forget.

superdave524 said...

How could I forget that one. I'm pretty sure that one should make the list too, but not tonight.

Star said...

My parents borrowed my car to drive to my brother's med school graduation way back when, and the cassette tape in the deck was Jimmy Buffett. Their first comment to me when they got out of the car was, "Boy, we really enjoyed your music...especially that song about getting drunk and screwing." Since I was hungover, I didn't see the humor.

superdave524 said...

See, Star, that's why it's never a good idea to let the folks borrow your car.

kate said...

I need a cigarette.

superdave524 said...

'Cept after the Jimmy Buffett one, Kate. Then you need some Darvon.

sunny48 said...

Hold up. I don't see how you got this far without a Barry White shout out. My favorite is "Practice What you Preach" and of course that romantic classic from the Beatles, "Why Don't We Do It In The Road".

superdave524 said...

Well, shut my mouth! Sunny did make an appearance. It's hard to argue with those choices, but I figured you'd bring some of that distaff perspective to the mix. Other than Donna Summer, you'd get the idea that only dudes are interested in, ya know, "doin' it". Hmmm. Hope that's not true (okay, John, hold your peace (wait, that didn't sound right). I mean, pipe down (damn. Still didn't sound right). Aw, never mind).

Lynne said...

Rod Stewart can be good, Barry White is better, but Marvin is my pic !

Anonymous said...

Dave, thanks for going easy on me. I grew up in New Jersey, south Jersey, exit one on the turnpike. Landed here in Tampa in 1999 when my husband was promoted at his job. I have an 18 year old son who will start at University of Tampa this month. You have a great blog. Thanks.
Tam in Tampa

Chase Squires said...

Jimmy Buffett owes me $10k.

It's a fact.

Look it up

John in IL said...

Stop now while your fucking behind (he he), superdave. And I represent for everyone: Men, women and everyone in between.

COL said...

a guy busts out jimmy buffet and i can tell you he's not getting any action from me ever. EVER!

John in IL said...

What? What about Cheeseburger in Paradise? Now that's sexy.

superdave524 said...

I've missed seeing you, Lynne. Hard to beat Marvin, it's true.

Thanks, Tam (and I'm never mean to people that aren't mean to me or my friends. Well, my babymamma might argue the point...).

Chase, I need to hear more about this Buffett story. Are you sure that wasn't his Uncle Warren?

John, Divine is just scary.

Col, I doubt any serious playa is gonna whip out the Jimmy Buffett on a romantic night. Lines like, "they say you are a snuff queen; I don't think that's true, so Honey why don't we get drunk, etc.", probably don't foster meaningful relationships, but have portended untold meaningless ones.

And Cheeseburgers are good (sorry, Kate, but it's true).

Anonymous said...

You're too cute to be mean to. :)

superdave524 said...

Thanks, Tam. That's a nice thing to say.

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