Pirate walks into a bar in full regalia: eye patch, bandana, earrings, beard, parrot, tattoos, and a steering wheel sticking out of his trousers ... bartender says, "hey, pirate, I get the eye patch, bandana, earrings, beart, parrot and tattoos, but what's with the steering wheel sticking out of your trousers??"
Pirate shakes his had, looks down sadly and says, "I dunno, ladee, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
I was born in Montana, raised in Tampa, and reside in a small town in the lowcountry of South Carolina with the Lovely Lady Di, and son Tyler. Walterboro (the 'Boro) has about 5,100 residents. It's a moderately interesting place. I work in the public defender's office representing poor people charged with crimes. Some of them did it. Some of them didn't do it. Some are not very nice, a lot of them are just regular Joes with a huge plate of bad luck.
I'm a moderately interesting fellow, who has the good fortune to know or be related to some very interesting people. Is there anyone out there?
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Ali wanted to go to the new pirate movie but she couldn't. It was rated RRRRRRrrrrrr!
Now that's what I'm talkin' about, me hardies!
I was going to hang out at the Pirate Lounge tonight, but I like rock and roll, and the only stuff they play there is Arrrrrrrr and B ...
Excellent application of pirate lingo, Chase.
Why are pirates so mean? (slow pitch)
Oh, I dunno, they just Arrrrrrr!
I can't think of anything right now...I'm preoccupied with Jack Sparrow. Yo, ho!
Pirate walks into a bar in full regalia: eye patch, bandana, earrings, beard, parrot, tattoos, and a steering wheel sticking out of his trousers ... bartender says, "hey, pirate, I get the eye patch, bandana, earrings, beart, parrot and tattoos, but what's with the steering wheel sticking out of your trousers??"
Pirate shakes his had, looks down sadly and says, "I dunno, ladee, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
Oh, that's rich!
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