These aren't really stupid signs, just poorly maintained ones. How many people in the Boro does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently no one knows.
What's a "Dairy L"? Hope it's not like a "derriere".
I tried to help them with this one. I went in the store and said, "There's no "F" in KFC. They kicked me out. You believe that?
Who took Piggly Wiggly's pig? There's a Chinese restaurant in the same shopping center, I'll check there.
At least I thought there was a Chinese restaurant here. This place apparently just sells plates.
N.Y.C. B? Wasn't Leona Helmsley one of those?
...and whenever I'm hungry, I just stop in at the Taco.
Is the boy strange? Yes, he's an effing Odlad.