I had this great idea. I was going to get a picture of a lady doing a Pilates work-out (you know, the big ball and all) and paste Captain Jack Sparrow's head on her body. Presto! Pilates of the Carribean. I got the two pictures. Cut and pasted Johnny Depp's head on the exercisergirl, but, it was...little.
Oh, well, maybe next time.
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i almost used that photo (pilates girl) when i uploaded all of my exercise equip photos) on an earlier blog
Ah, all the days of my youth when I was "almost used". I swear, one more beer...
Ok, Johnny Depp can wear a pirate costume wearing waaay to much makeup sitting on a pilates ball and still be smokin' hot! A word of caution though guys, that's not going to work for everyone...(why do I have this feeling that I'm going to see one of you photo-shopped onto Johnny's bod???)
Er, no, on Johnny's Bod? I 'ont 'ink 'o!
And, wait, SuperDave, you were born in Montana? I was born in Montana!
You were raised in Tampa, I was raised in Tampa!
What high school did you (hic-up) go to?
Hey that's what one of my students at Literacy Volunteers calls it. Actually he pronounces it Pilates of the Callibean. His name is Hao, he's from Vietnam and he gives the flick 3 ***'s.
Star, maybe a little KISS make-up or Alice Cooper. C'mon, I'd be a stud. The bod? Well, I'm working on it.
Ange, love that joke? Guy at the other end of the bar says, "what was that about?" Bar regular says, "Oh, that's the Mathews twins. They've been drinking again"
So, Amy, what does your Vietnamese friend think of those Bood Light commercials?
better than those cut and pastes andy puts together...no 'fense.
Ouch, Aman, dissed ... will you please download Serif and learn to use it?
Sheesh.
I like Andy's cut and pastes, Kate. I know I can get those figures bigger. I just know it. I figure it out eventually.
And, Chase, is that Omar Serif?
The crude nature of the "Paintbrush" is a style. Quite frankly, it deserves some respect. Come on yall, I just got the digital, before that, it was all paintbrush and google, but never did the two meet and potatoes. Besides, like Johnny Carson said, "Some of them we tell just for ourselves"
did I mention, Serif is a free ... stress free ... photoshop program?
So AndyMan is an impressionist.
Chase, on the free Serif, can you cut and paste objects?
Dave, did you check out my Johnny Depp. My favorite part of it has gone unapreciated, the sign. I'd rather be in Orlando, but he's never been to Florida. It's a comment about his admiration for another Pirates actor. It's blooming funny!
Okay, now I get it. Okay, that's funny. Reminds me of the ancient and venerable "Where did Prince Charles spend his first honeymoon?"
Is the state's capital Indianapolis? I fingered it out for mystealth!
By Jove, I think he's got it.
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