Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The Eleventh Plague: Slugs

Rain the other day brought out the slugs. There were only five of 'em; but this close to Passover, I'm not taking any chances. Anybody got any spare lamb's blood?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I eat slugs for the protein.

- Dean Karnazes

Anonymous said...

Slugs give me massive thighs! I have a high thigh Q!

-Dean Karnazes

superdave524 said...

You're sluggish, Dean.

sunny48 said...

You would be ever more grossed out if you knew that slugs frequently have to resort to apophallation after they mate.

superdave524 said...

Apophallation? Didn't she sing with Prince?

John in IL said...

Ewww and ewww(Sunny).

superdave524 said...

Yeah, I know. If I'm a slug on a date, I be, like, "I really like you, but let's just play Yahtzee. HmmKay?".