Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Spank You, Very Much.


Whilst searching under the Lads' bed for a photo album, I noticed that they had adopted habits befitting their age and gender by tossing various and sundry items there, rather than, say, putting them up or throwing them away. What all's under there... Let's see: a pair of drawers (let's wash them, just to be sure); a bowl of what appears to have been Corn Pops, with spoon (carbon dating puts them at about March); a few pens; a Red Bull can; a home work assignment (top layer, must be early May); snack cake wrappers. Nope, nothing unusual.

11 comments:

Mr. Matt said...

The apple don't fall from the tree before it rolls under the bed. (A-Man, 6/4/08)

Chase Squires said...

I'm glad to see they have an appreciation for music, the Joy of Sax, indeed a fine exploration of Jazz through the ages.

Well done.

Blow, big man, blow!

Star said...

You're STILL buying snack cakes???

superdave524 said...

Star: it's for the kids!

Andy and Chase: it's for the kids!

Anonymous said...

Words to live by Dave:

*You are to work quietly and individually!

*Remember conduct (behavior) is a part of the exam exemption policy!!!

(damn blog won't let me do underlines)

my friend Amy said...

Pens, $.46
BVDs, $2.25
Snack Cakes, $3.19
Corn Pops, $4.37
Red Bull, $1.09
Uncompleted Homework, D+
What really matters to 13 year old boys...PRICELESS.

superdave524 said...

John, Geez, I do hope they were working individually...

Amy, your Red Bulls are cheaper than mine (though I'm really a coffee guy, myself).

Anonymous said...

Ask the teacher. He/she double underlined the "individually" part. That bitch was serious. (although with only one exclamation point, how serious can you be?)

kate said...

At least you didn't find Penthouse Forum or Playboy under there. Did I ever tell you about the time my parents found those things under my bed...? Well. That's a story for another time.

superdave524 said...

John, I was about to point out the straight-laced nature of teachers... Kate's comment sorta demolished that line of thought (course, AndyMan's a teacher, too). Kate, tell me, what percentage of Penthouse Forum letters began with "I never thought it could happen to me..."?

Mr. Matt said...

and the other half, then I met Sue (not her real name) .... from what I hear, from what I hear, I mean I wouldn't know....