I read in today's Charleston Post and Courier that the U.S. Gummit was using AC/DC and Barney the Dinosaur to pound enemy combatants into submission. When my oldest was a kindergartener, I took him to see Barney at Universal Studios. In a week, I'll be taking the Lads to AC/DC. Evidentally, I'm torturing them. Well, Barney was torture for me, so I guess this is payback. Combining Barney with Souja Boy? Yeah, I know. SO last year, but hey, that's torture!
For technical reasons, Phil Collin's "In the Air Tonight" has been added to this post:
I was born in Montana, raised in Tampa, and reside in a small town in the lowcountry of South Carolina with the Lovely Lady Di, and son Tyler. Walterboro (the 'Boro) has about 5,100 residents. It's a moderately interesting place. I work in the public defender's office representing poor people charged with crimes. Some of them did it. Some of them didn't do it. Some are not very nice, a lot of them are just regular Joes with a huge plate of bad luck.
I'm a moderately interesting fellow, who has the good fortune to know or be related to some very interesting people. Is there anyone out there?
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If you want to torture me play Richard Marx or anything by Phil Collins. I'll go searching for my dull rusty butterknife.
I'm not a Richard Marx fan, though I like him better than Karl Marx (Groucho Marx, I like). Phil Collins I can tolerate.
You can tolerate Billy, Don't Lose My Number?
Or Sussudio?
FUCKING TORTURE!
Okay, those were awful, but his stuff with Genesis was okay. Come on, "In the Air Tonight" didn't suck utterly, did it?
That's Genesis. Not Phil on his own.
I call Drinking Foul! Now I want to hear that song.
There, John. ITAT has now magically appeared to the post.
Sorry. It was Phil on his own. And I love that song. And I thank you for posting it.
God, could I be any more wrong?
Don't answer that question.
You're a funny guy, John.
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