Tuesday, May 13, 2008

DEAN MARTIN - THAT'S AMORE'

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dean Martin was at least easy on the eyes and had a nice voice. I never understood the comedic talents of Jerry Lewis. Fingernails on a chalkboard to me.

superdave524 said...

You're not French. They love him, apparently. 'Course, they also put mayonaisse on their Pomme Frites.

Anonymous said...

I love mayonnaise. God's most perfect food.

Mr. Matt said...

Jerry Lewis apparently loves mayo, he's tipping the scales at a quarter ton these days.

Star said...

"You know what they put on their french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?"

"What?"

"Mayo-nnaise."

"Uhhh"

"I've seen 'em do it. They f-ing drown 'em in that $hit."

PS: Andy: I also know how to make a mayo-cake if you'd prefer it to cheese-cake.

Mr. Matt said...

Star, you're the only one (beside the missing Prof) that I know that has time to bake (except me of course, but not for darn, actually 1 1/2 more weeks!)

Chase Squires said...

when you're diving at night, and your feet feel the bite,
that's a moray
when your hand's in the cave, suddenly you'll need saved,
that's a moray
when you blubber and scream, but you have a bad dream
that's amore
when he hits all your fingers, with teeth that are stingers,
a moray...

that's a moray that's a moray

little fella

when he bites on your thumb, takes a chunk of your bum,
that's a moray
when you reach in his cave, he's all bravo and brave
he's a moray

and it's not how it feels, and you know you have eels,
that's a moray....
scuzza me, but you see, let them be, or you'll see
lotsa morays.......

superdave524 said...

Man, I need to go to sleep more often! Great stuff John, Star, Andy and Chase. Thanks.

Mr. Matt said...

Didn't that guy Mitch say he spent some Tuesday's him A Moray?

Course he also said he saw Chase and I at a basketball game, but we were in the casino the whole time!

superdave524 said...

A Mitch in time saves nine.