Sunday, December 5, 2010

Holiday Ornery-ments.

We've survived Thanksgiving, and we're crashing head-long into Christmas. Time to decorate the tree and remind ourselves of the joy and goodwill that the Season promises. Here we go...

Santa and toys got to be a joyful thing, right? Wait... Since when does Santa carry a soldier (toy or not) that's bigger than he is? Times have changed, I guess. If you're gonna be busting in to people's houses, you probably ought to be packing heat.

What's wrong with this one? Well, in a nutshell, I'd say that Baby Huey here is totally lacking in Holiday Spirit. Shoot, he (or she. A blue or pink blanket might've helped here) looks more like Susan Smith's other child than Moses in the bullrushes. 'Course, I've been wrong before. Maybe that's why the Santa Nazi is lurking in the background.


Whoa! Who ticked her off? The idea of an Blonde Alpine skier is not so bad, but she is clearly not in the Christmas spirit.

Well, this one's actually kinda nice. Peaceful looking manger scene. The guys that made this clearly understand the real meaning of Christmas. Wonder who made it?

Oops. China isn't exactly a hotbed of Christianity, with numbers somewhere between 3/4 of a percent and 4 percent of the population, depending on whom you ask. At least they aren't snarling.

33 comments:

Diane said...

I don't remember that scowl on Miss Nut when she was on my tree years ago. She met her timely demise yesterday after you took the pics of my old ornaments that interested you.

superdave524 said...

I'm not copping to that one, bride 'o mine. I do have a certain scowl-producing power, but even I am not so Grinch-like that I can make inanimate objects grimace.

Anonymous said...

"Miss Nut" looks like she belongs on "South Park"! :) fdb

superdave524 said...

She does, indeed, Frandy.

Unknown said...

Super Dave doesn't sound like he is really in the Christmas spirit...
How about showing off all the New ornaments ya'll bought and giving commentary on each of them , maybe that will put a :) on your face!!

superdave524 said...

That's a fine idea, Gale. Keep your eyes peeled.

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