Rain the other day brought out the slugs. There were only five of 'em; but this close to Passover, I'm not taking any chances. Anybody got any spare lamb's blood?
I was born in Montana, raised in Tampa, and reside in a small town in the lowcountry of South Carolina with the Lovely Lady Di, and son Tyler. Walterboro (the 'Boro) has about 5,100 residents. It's a moderately interesting place. I work in the public defender's office representing poor people charged with crimes. Some of them did it. Some of them didn't do it. Some are not very nice, a lot of them are just regular Joes with a huge plate of bad luck.
I'm a moderately interesting fellow, who has the good fortune to know or be related to some very interesting people. Is there anyone out there?
7 comments:
I eat slugs for the protein.
- Dean Karnazes
Slugs give me massive thighs! I have a high thigh Q!
-Dean Karnazes
You're sluggish, Dean.
You would be ever more grossed out if you knew that slugs frequently have to resort to apophallation after they mate.
Apophallation? Didn't she sing with Prince?
Ewww and ewww(Sunny).
Yeah, I know. If I'm a slug on a date, I be, like, "I really like you, but let's just play Yahtzee. HmmKay?".
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