Yep. Brady, the yellow dog to the right, is a tri-pod. And I didn't name the dog with no legs. He wouldn't come when I called anyway. I remember your friend, the theater usher, with no arms or legs. What was his name again?
I know it's cold in FLA because my old kitty sleeps UNDER the duvet next to me at night. The other cat is 15lbs and has enough body fat to keep himself warm I guess.
I was born in Montana, raised in Tampa, and reside in a small town in the lowcountry of South Carolina with the Lovely Lady Di, and son Tyler. Walterboro (the 'Boro) has about 5,100 residents. It's a moderately interesting place. I work in the public defender's office representing poor people charged with crimes. Some of them did it. Some of them didn't do it. Some are not very nice, a lot of them are just regular Joes with a huge plate of bad luck.
I'm a moderately interesting fellow, who has the good fortune to know or be related to some very interesting people. Is there anyone out there?
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Dave, do you still have the three-legged yard dog?
Also, what did you ever end up naming that dog with no legs?
Yep. Brady, the yellow dog to the right, is a tri-pod. And I didn't name the dog with no legs. He wouldn't come when I called anyway. I remember your friend, the theater usher, with no arms or legs. What was his name again?
I know it's cold in FLA because my old kitty sleeps UNDER the duvet next to me at night. The other cat is 15lbs and has enough body fat to keep himself warm I guess.
I thought you named that dog with no legs "Cigarette," because every once in a while you'd take him out for a drag ...
... as for that dog with three legs, I hear he's still looking for the man that shot his paw ...
Star, what's a duvet?
Diggit, Chase. The second joke reminds me of a gun fight song.
Dave, "what's a duvet?" You have been single way too long now. What do you have on your bed, a sleeping bag?
Star, my Maddie knows when its cold, she gets to sleep in Momma's bed.
your friend, the theater usher, with no arms or legs. What was his name again?
I wanna know! All I could think of is Sticky (but that's not funny).
and I found a couple:
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hangin' around your window?
Curt 'n Rod
What do you call a cat with no legs?
Dogfood
(And I PFFFTTTTTT your cold weather, you big weenie)
seriously dude, it was like -15 degrees in nyc today. THAT's almost enuf to freeze one's arms and legs off ...
and balls.
if you have a brass monkey.
Matt.
And when I ask "What's a duvet?" I was hoping someone would say "birdseed".
And another guy with no arms or legs on the wall? Art.
A skier with no arms or legs? C'mon, you know this one.
That skier, aint he Bob?
What do you call a real runner with huge quads, olive skin, jet black hair, no shirt and 10 Million dollars?
-Dean Karnazes
Bob's a swimmer. The skier is Skip.
Ok I didn't get the whole birdseed comment. explain
What's a "dove 'et"? Hey, they can't all be gold.
(and, yeah, I'm aware it's really pronounced doo-vey. Freakin' French!)
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