My old high school chums, Phil and Kenny, stopped by the Boro on the way to points beyond. Phil hunts alligators for a living, and sells gator-related gear. I was a little surprised that the official vehicle for this manly pursuit is, um, a mini-van. Phil offered that he'd gotten a really good deal on it. Phil is a thrifty fellow, you see. Manly, but thrifty. They got all types in Gator Country.
Landsharks? Those are only in South Florida as the former Joe Robbie stadium is now, Landshark Stadium and Jimmy Buffett changed the lyrics to Fins to promote the Dolphins games at Landshark Stadium. Hey Jimmy, can you say sell-out? Of course you can, though you'll never have to say it again in conjunction with a concert ... loser!
I was born in Montana, raised in Tampa, and reside in a small town in the lowcountry of South Carolina with the Lovely Lady Di, and son Tyler. Walterboro (the 'Boro) has about 5,100 residents. It's a moderately interesting place. I work in the public defender's office representing poor people charged with crimes. Some of them did it. Some of them didn't do it. Some are not very nice, a lot of them are just regular Joes with a huge plate of bad luck.
I'm a moderately interesting fellow, who has the good fortune to know or be related to some very interesting people. Is there anyone out there?
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Funny, never needed "gator related gear," but ...
Well, sure. Not in Denver.
Oh, those Prairie Gators can be quite a challenge, let me tell you.
Very like landsharks, I'd venture.
Landsharks? Those are only in South Florida as the former Joe Robbie stadium is now, Landshark Stadium and Jimmy Buffett changed the lyrics to Fins to promote the Dolphins games at Landshark Stadium. Hey Jimmy, can you say sell-out? Of course you can, though you'll never have to say it again in conjunction with a concert ... loser!
Jimmy's got a few of his Uncle Warren's sentiments regarding money, sounds like. Still a little short of Unka's Benjamin count, though.
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