Yeah, I know it's not Christmas anymore; still, cruel jokes are always in season. OSS means "Out of School Suspension". Funny stuff, FC Middle School. Funny stuff.
I was born in Montana, raised in Tampa, and reside in a small town in the lowcountry of South Carolina with the Lovely Lady Di, and son Tyler. Walterboro (the 'Boro) has about 5,100 residents. It's a moderately interesting place. I work in the public defender's office representing poor people charged with crimes. Some of them did it. Some of them didn't do it. Some are not very nice, a lot of them are just regular Joes with a huge plate of bad luck.
I'm a moderately interesting fellow, who has the good fortune to know or be related to some very interesting people. Is there anyone out there?
5 comments:
They need to have two slips, one with Santa for the good children, and the "lump o' coal" for OSS!
I love how the notice still wishes the rebel child "Happy Holidays." Too funny.
Sadly, Santa always knows.
isn't this Santa announcing the Christmas vacation?
For Santa, it's always the Christmas Vocation, Anon.
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