Walkin' the Floor Over Goo.

As I continue to clamor for floor relief, I keep my eyes peeled for any labor-saving household help, mechanized and otherwise. Over next to the Snuggies in a local market, I caught a glimpse of the "Slipper Genie" pictured at left. Who needs a vacuum cleaner when you can put on these special socks and walk away the dirt? 'Course, if that's plan "A", that's probably gonna be a pretty dirty floor, no? Hope they're disposable.

Shoes.

New shoes. Old video (still pretty funny, though you have to endure a comercial).

The New John Deere

I just got a new mower. It's Deere to me. Lots of songs about it, too.

Car.

I got a new ride after I sold the Manor. My last car- a rather sour acting gray VW Passat- was named Squidward. It's predecessor- my theretofore favorite car, a yellow Mustang convertible- was named Spongebob. I haven't named the new one yet. Hmmm. It's a Fusion (a Ford product), and, as you can see, it's black. Guess that makes it a Black Ford, just like my Uncle Bob. Maybe his name is Bob. I already had SpongeBob, though. I thought about Jackie Chan. I'm not sure why...