Growing up, AndyMan and I were a couple of the many, many children who had a "Magic 8-Ball". Ask the 8-Ball a question ("Does Andy like to eat poo?"). Shake the globe. Turn it upside down. Gaze at the answer. You'd occasionally get a "yes" or "no", but the odds were better that you'd get an "ask again later" or something like that. Through advances in technology, American children (and not a few goofy adults) no longer have to rely on kinetic energy and a polygon suspended in inky water to find the answers to life's mysteries: we now have Yoda to tell us. Ask him a question ("Is Andy the biggest wussy in the Southeastern United States?"), squeeze his hand, and- viola!- Yoda announces the answer ("Difficult question, you ask. Ask again later"). Okay, the answers still stink, but who can resist that keen Yoda wit?
Monday, October 12, 2009
Toy Yoda.
Growing up, AndyMan and I were a couple of the many, many children who had a "Magic 8-Ball". Ask the 8-Ball a question ("Does Andy like to eat poo?"). Shake the globe. Turn it upside down. Gaze at the answer. You'd occasionally get a "yes" or "no", but the odds were better that you'd get an "ask again later" or something like that. Through advances in technology, American children (and not a few goofy adults) no longer have to rely on kinetic energy and a polygon suspended in inky water to find the answers to life's mysteries: we now have Yoda to tell us. Ask him a question ("Is Andy the biggest wussy in the Southeastern United States?"), squeeze his hand, and- viola!- Yoda announces the answer ("Difficult question, you ask. Ask again later"). Okay, the answers still stink, but who can resist that keen Yoda wit?
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Oh that is so cool. I need one for the office!
Need or need not. Need only the force, you do.
Throw papa down the stairs, his hat.
Hey, blame Yoda for the misplaced modifiers.
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