Uh, does that plunger have a label with a picture of a plunger on it? I guess that's important if, you know, you weren't sure you were buying a plunger.
I have a lounge-wear tank top that says "Keep away from flame" on the label. That's *lounging around wear,* not *bar/lounge-wear*...because that would just be dumb.
I was born in Montana, raised in Tampa, and reside in a small town in the lowcountry of South Carolina with the Lovely Lady Di, and son Tyler. Walterboro (the 'Boro) has about 5,100 residents. It's a moderately interesting place. I work in the public defender's office representing poor people charged with crimes. Some of them did it. Some of them didn't do it. Some are not very nice, a lot of them are just regular Joes with a huge plate of bad luck.
I'm a moderately interesting fellow, who has the good fortune to know or be related to some very interesting people. Is there anyone out there?
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I have a lounge-wear tank top that says "Keep away from flame" on the label. That's *lounging around wear,* not *bar/lounge-wear*...because that would just be dumb.
Funny stuff, Star. Good thing Nick Nolte wasn't wearing that top, huh?
My fave odd thing is those little packets of desicant they stick in the box with running shoes ... on the side it always says "Do Not Eat," ....
As if I'd open up the box with my new running shoes and expect to find a tasty snack in there with the new Asics.
Well, Chase, that's sole food, right?
What worries me more is that someone set the plunger on the counter. You don't know where that plunger's been.
I've got a pretty good idea where it's been.
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