Saturday, February 13, 2010

Winter Wonderland.

It snowed last night in the Boro. It snowed really, rather a lot. Over the years we've gotten a dusting of snow. Last year we got there was enough snow to make itty, bitty car snowmen, but in the 22 years I've lived in the Lowcountry of South Carolina, I've not seen the likes of this.

Let's get a reaction from an area woman:

Thursday, February 11, 2010

A Nice Salad

If my mom ever went to France, she never mentioned it. Thus I remained perplexed at her insistence on serving a Nice_Salad with meals. You know, "Well, I guess we can have some pork chops, green beans, and a nice salad". Oh... "nice" with a long "I", not Nice like my brother's daughter. Gotcha. 'Course, I'm not really sure what "nice" adds to the description. Nice as opposed to what? "We can have some pork chops, and maybe a surly salad, because, frankly, I'm feeling rather churlish". Whatever. Diane served up a nice salad the other night. Glad she was in a good mood.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Payton's Magic?



Is it just me, or does the New Orleans Saints Coach Sean Payton look a little like the ventriloquist dummy from the 1978 Movie Magic? Anyway, I hope y'all enjoy the Super Bowl, whether Miami ends up Peyton (Manning's) Place or (Sean) Payton's Place.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Shall We Dance?



I'm no dancer. I actually took an introduction to shag-dance class at a local community college with my babymamma many moons ago. I, apparently, failed. At the conclusion of the class, Tina asked if we could take intermediate shag. The response: "You can; he can't". Don't get me wrong, I can move fine. My sense of rhythm is appropriate for my socio-economic status, and all (Hmmm... Actually, that may be the problem). Anyhow, my inability to adequately trip the light fantastic does not keep me from watching others dance, cinematically or otherwise. Over the last couple of weeks, NetFlix sent my bride-to-be an international trifecta of dance movies: Billy Elliot, Shall We Dance?, and Dirty Dancing.

"Billy Elliot" (2000) is about a boy from a working-class family in a British coal-mining town. His mom is gone, and his tough-guy dad wants him to box, as he, and his dad before him, had done. Billy is no boxer. Billy wants to dance, needs to dance. Will dad "get it"? Could the family afford to send Billy to an elite dance school if he did? Culture clashes and the obligatory try-out before an elite panel- ala Flashdance- ensue. Touching, and entertaining, with decent dancing.

"Shall We Dance" (1996) is a Japanese mid-life crisis film about a straight-laced accountant in a straight-laced society who finds joy in the forbidden world of ballroom dancing. Will his co-workers and his wife find out about his secret life? Will they understand if they do find out? Funny, dramatic, touching, with good (and bad) dancing. Here's a "Shall We Dance" Trailer.

Dirty Dancing" (1987). Oh, come on. You know this one. Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey's "Baby". Baby comes of age against the backdrop of a hoity-toity Summer Camp filled with arrogant Ivy-league camp counselors who use and abuse the downtrodden professional dancers to the beat of a great soundtrack. My perspective changed plenty since I first saw "Dirty Dancing" more than 20 years ago. Having a 19 year-old daughter'll do that for you. Big news when Patrick Swayze died last year, but fathers of daughters everywhere bemoaned the loss, a few years earlier, of Jerry Orbach, who played Baby's daddy.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Just for the Health of It.

I weighed in at a titanic 240 American pounds not too long back. I trained for and finished a Marathon in December, and have kept at about 215 pounds since then. I've been exercising some; eating healthier. Diane's been helping. Been tricking me, too. That "burger" to the left is made of black beans. Honest. Actually, it was pretty good. 'Course, left without adult supervision in Columbia last week, I snuck into a sports bar and got ahold of the monster you see below. Got about a day's worth of calories and a week's worth on fat in one setting (Shhhh. Don't tell Diane).

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Roadtrip Columbia

Diane and I spent the weekend in South Carolina's capitol, Columbia. Like a lot of the Palmetto State, Columbia is a mishmash of the old and the new. The old, cantankerous South abounds near the Statehouse:

A monument to the President of the Confederacy, Jefferson Davis, adorns the grounds of the Statehouse.

...as does a monument to the Confederacy.




Here's a monument on the Statehouse grounds to Pitchfork_Ben_Tillman. Tillman was a governor of South Carolina, and a U.S. Senator. He gained his nickname for threatening to run his political opponents through with a pitchfork.


Across the street is the old South Carolina Supreme Court Building. I argued a few appellate cases there over the years, with varying degrees of success. The Chief Justice of the SC Supreme Court when I moved to the Palmetto State was Julius B. "Bubba" Ness. Ness was legendary for his common sense solutions to problems, and for his proclamation, "I may be wrong, but I'm never in doubt".

Not every old thing in Columbia comes with negative baggage. The Adluh_Flour_Mill is the cornerstone of the trendy Vista District of Columbia, and has graced downtown Columbia since 1900.

The Trustus Theater, where you could catch a current play, was right across the street from our hotel.

There's a lot of new stuff going on in Columbia, too. As I wandered toward the University of South Carolina campus, I caught this banner advertising the Columbia Symphony.

The State Museum was only a couple of blocks away.

I checked out the WWI exhibit there. The Civil War Museum was doing decent business, but the dinosaurs got most of the action.










Decisions, decisions. No left turn here, thank you very much.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Somebody Stop the Madness.


South Carolina's Lieutenant Governor (and Gubernatorial hopeful), Andre Bauer, has The Palmetto State back in the National News again, and not in a good way. In a gathering in the upstate he likened public assistance programs for the needy to "feeding stray animals", which, apparently, is a bad thing "because they breed". Ouch. In a January 23, 2010 article in The State newspaper, Bauer justified plans to cut free or reduced lunch plans for students whose parents didn't attend PTA meetings saying, "People in society have certain responsibilities, just like if you don't pay your taxes, there are certain repercussions". Wait. Isn't this the same dude that, during his tenure as Lt. Gov, got pulled twice in four months for speeding (including one jaunt at more than 100 miles per hour) but_didn't_get_a_ticket? Personal responsibility, apparently, only applies to the poor. Well, Andre, this song's for you: