One of my favorites from the Riverhawk Music Festival (which by the way is NOT held on a River!):My Karma ran over your DogmaI get that, but what is that Shocker, that I don't get?
Hmmm. Maybe someone out there knows. Looks like the Boy Scout pledge or sumpin'.
One of my favorites: Visualize whirled peas.
Some of my fav's:"Can't feed 'em? Don't breed 'em""Copulate Don't Populate""Work Harder...Millions On Welfare Depend On You"
Not big AFDC or food stamp fans, I'm betting.
I think my fave bumpersticker ever is "I'm Not Mean, You're Just a Pussy."The one I actually have?"Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History."
My favorite is one I saw on the way home from work the the other day. It said "Don't make me bring out the flying monkeys"
...or "My kid beat up your Honor Student" (might have to get one for the twins; though oldest might be offended).Wicked witch stickers always welcome.
How about "My Jack Russell is smarter than your honor student" That one I loved!
...or "My houseplant is smarter than your Weimereiner"
Longtime favorites:Mean People SuckA Village in Texa is Missing their IdiotAnd I dig Kate's, I'm not mean, that's funny right there!
True, dat (actually, I can't decide between "True, dat" and "Yessuh!" as my standard positive response for aught nine).
I think they give you these bumper stickers in boxes of granola, and it's standard issue on the Prius Hybrid; but on a pick up truck?
Doesn't have an opinion, but thinks yours stinks.
The Shocker!
One of my favorites from the Riverhawk Music Festival (which by the way is NOT held on a River!):
ReplyDeleteMy Karma ran over your Dogma
I get that, but what is that Shocker, that I don't get?
Hmmm. Maybe someone out there knows. Looks like the Boy Scout pledge or sumpin'.
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorites: Visualize whirled peas.
ReplyDeleteSome of my fav's:
ReplyDelete"Can't feed 'em? Don't breed 'em"
"Copulate Don't Populate"
"Work Harder...Millions On Welfare Depend On You"
Not big AFDC or food stamp fans, I'm betting.
ReplyDeleteI think my fave bumpersticker ever is "I'm Not Mean, You're Just a Pussy."
ReplyDeleteThe one I actually have?
"Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History."
My favorite is one I saw on the way home from work the the other day. It said "Don't make me bring out the flying monkeys"
ReplyDelete...or "My kid beat up your Honor Student" (might have to get one for the twins; though oldest might be offended).
ReplyDeleteWicked witch stickers always welcome.
How about "My Jack Russell is smarter than your honor student" That one I loved!
ReplyDelete...or "My houseplant is smarter than your Weimereiner"
ReplyDeleteLongtime favorites:
ReplyDeleteMean People Suck
A Village in Texa is Missing their Idiot
And I dig Kate's, I'm not mean, that's funny right there!
True, dat (actually, I can't decide between "True, dat" and "Yessuh!" as my standard positive response for aught nine).
ReplyDelete